I Wanna Get Laid - Unisex T-Shirt 70s and decades of Kansas City's

and decades of Kansas City's storied nightlife

rendered in high-contrast detail

they needed a miracle

CA • Estd 1996

I Wanna Get Laid - Unisex T-Shirt 70s and decades of Kansas City'sLaid to rest is the only version of getting laid that requires zero effort and has a 100% acceptance rate. Eternal unconsciousness might be the most honest relationship status available. The Details: Distressed cream text reads "I WANNA GET LAID" in large arched vintage serif lettering. A green gravestone engraved with "RIP" sits on green grass with fallen leaves, flanked by orange jack o' lanterns and surrounded by orange bats in flight. Small