Man I Love Fireworks - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "DAVID'S NOODLES" above a cartoon portrait of David in a dark leather jacket with spiked golden-yellow hair

Walking through the kitchen entrance means you never wait in line like the rest of the schmucks on the sidewalk

Arched golden-yellow serif text reads "PUNXSUTAWNEY

Buying the insurance is cheaper than the emotional toll

Man I Love Fireworks - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Arched distressed white text readsPrinting "MILF" in giant red letters and hiding the explanation underneath in smaller font is the graphic design equivalent of burying bad news on a Friday. Plausible deniability has never relied so heavily on strategic font sizing. The Details: Yellow starburst shape fills the background behind large distressed red block letters with white outlines reading "MILF," with small white text above reading "1 1 2"," "80," and "16." White text below reads