Let's Get Ready to Stumble - Unisex T-Shirt san mateo White arched text above reads

White arched text above reads "I SKIED THE K-12" over a circular emblem split diagonally into light blue and white halves

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Somewhere your uncle is still proud of this joke

Let's Get Ready to Stumble - Unisex T-Shirt san mateo White arched text above readsChampionship belts for stumbling drunks on St. Patrick's Day finally give competitive drinking the sanctioned legitimacy it always operated with anyway. Awarding yourself a title for fighting gravity after six green beers is just honest sports journalism. The Details: Distressed golden yellow blackletter text reads "Let's Get Ready To Stumble" across the upper portion. A golden yellow championship wrestling belt with a green four leaf clover centered